Saturday, saturday saturday SATURDAY
First a reminder that you can get your hands on your very own BASICALLY BRIAN fridge magnet if you win my Bebo quiz, so far only three have taken it, and Suzanne is in the lead with 50 something, and then Ellen and Aoife ?? Roberts? i think, both on 27%. So as you can see the competition isnt too hard.
Now I would like to introduce a new thing that I'm doing here, called the BASICALLY BRIAN Hall of Fame. It is as you may have guessed a Hall of Fame where heros, both dead and alive, get to enter, and do the sort of thing one does while in a Hall of Fame, except smoking and flash photography is strictly forbidden. It is as big an honour as recieving a knighthod by the queen or being named Time Magazine's Man of the Year. Or indeed Eoin's Man of the year, although I doubt Barry Gallagher will be in my hall of fame as the last time we spoke he tried to convince me that I wasn't me, because he used to play football with Brian Harrison so he knows him, and so I amn't Brian Harrison. He had been drinking.
The first induction into my hall is, oh thats right big surprise, lets all say it on together on the count of three, 1,2,3. Billie Joe Armstrong.
So why Billie Joe? You must be asking, seeing as the last time we spoke (and I really mean that (really)) He compeletely dissed me. As any of you at oxegen will recall, except Paul who let a woman get in the way, will recall I ALMOST went up on stage to play with them, before a ripped muscley guy with no shirt who was stuck to the spot in absolute star struck amazement got picked instead.
Well first and foremost his music, which if you've ever spoken to me for more than about 6 seconds you will know I'm a fan of. Most men apparently think of sex about every 6 seconds, I think of Green Day about ever 5 seconds.
His Charity work, is a true testament to him, (that's just a guess really, but you find that most people as rich as him are quite charitable)
He's always been lovely to his mother.
For a man not blessed with the most physical beauty, bad teeth, slightly chubby, he is incredibly sexy. And if you disagree you just haven't seen him up close. He's hot, and I'm straight.
His son's middle name actually Danger- how cool is that?
He has the true badge of honour as a rock star, no not a grammy(although he has one of those two (that wasn't bad grammer it was a pun because he has two)), he has a DUI conviction. That's what us smart people call Driving under the influence
So now all we have to do is give him his award. (and look some familiar friends have popped along to congratulate him)
And there you have it, you know that statuette cost me thousands to have desinged and it looks to me suspicously like and MTV award
Now I would like to introduce a new thing that I'm doing here, called the BASICALLY BRIAN Hall of Fame. It is as you may have guessed a Hall of Fame where heros, both dead and alive, get to enter, and do the sort of thing one does while in a Hall of Fame, except smoking and flash photography is strictly forbidden. It is as big an honour as recieving a knighthod by the queen or being named Time Magazine's Man of the Year. Or indeed Eoin's Man of the year, although I doubt Barry Gallagher will be in my hall of fame as the last time we spoke he tried to convince me that I wasn't me, because he used to play football with Brian Harrison so he knows him, and so I amn't Brian Harrison. He had been drinking.
The first induction into my hall is, oh thats right big surprise, lets all say it on together on the count of three, 1,2,3. Billie Joe Armstrong.
So why Billie Joe? You must be asking, seeing as the last time we spoke (and I really mean that (really)) He compeletely dissed me. As any of you at oxegen will recall, except Paul who let a woman get in the way, will recall I ALMOST went up on stage to play with them, before a ripped muscley guy with no shirt who was stuck to the spot in absolute star struck amazement got picked instead.
Well first and foremost his music, which if you've ever spoken to me for more than about 6 seconds you will know I'm a fan of. Most men apparently think of sex about every 6 seconds, I think of Green Day about ever 5 seconds.
His Charity work, is a true testament to him, (that's just a guess really, but you find that most people as rich as him are quite charitable)
He's always been lovely to his mother.
For a man not blessed with the most physical beauty, bad teeth, slightly chubby, he is incredibly sexy. And if you disagree you just haven't seen him up close. He's hot, and I'm straight.
His son's middle name actually Danger- how cool is that?
He has the true badge of honour as a rock star, no not a grammy(although he has one of those two (that wasn't bad grammer it was a pun because he has two)), he has a DUI conviction. That's what us smart people call Driving under the influence
So now all we have to do is give him his award. (and look some familiar friends have popped along to congratulate him)
And there you have it, you know that statuette cost me thousands to have desinged and it looks to me suspicously like and MTV award
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